PUNCHCLOCK

A CORPORATE BOXING SIMULATOR

You've been laid off. HR says there's one opening left.
It's on the top floor.

▲ B1

KEEP HANDS INSIDE THE CORPORATION

FLOOR B1 — MAILROOM

KYLE

UNPAID INTERN

INTERNAL MEMOFROM: CHIEF SYNERGY OFFICER

DAILY SHIFT #1

PUNCH
CLOCK

TODAY'S COMPANY POLICY

EQUIP ONE PERK

SHIFT REPORTFOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION

PUNCH
CLOCK

VS A COLLEAGUE

1:1 MEETING · ANY PHONE OR COMPUTER

MEETING ROOM 4B

INVITE ONE COLLEAGUE

MEETING ID

JOIN A 1:1

TYPE THE MEETING ID YOU WERE SENT

CHOOSE YOUR EMPLOYEECOLLEAGUE IS BROWSING

PERK

FLAW

PRESS ANY KEYTAP TO SKIP

PERFORMANCE REVIEWQ3 — CONFIDENTIAL

PUNCH
CLOCK

EMPLOYEE: YOUREVIEWER:

MANAGER'S NOTE:

YOU'RE
FIRED

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

YOU ARE THE
NEW CEO

Your first act as CEO: laying off everyone you just punched.
Shareholders are thrilled. Nobody else is. Compensation package: exposure.

NEW MEMO · FROM: THE BOARDCongratulations on your appointment. As CEO, your first performance review is scheduled for Monday in the Mailroom. Kyle will be conducting it. He has been practising. He also signed for package #4411 on your behalf. It is a mug. It says WORLD'S BEST CEO.

Thanks for playing PUNCH CLOCK. Please return your badge on the way out.

EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK · SECTION 9: FIGHTING

1. READ

Every punch has a tell. The glove glows before it swings.

2. DODGE

Dodge away from the glowing glove. Hooks can be ducked; uppercuts can't. Dodge late for a PERFECT.

3. PUNISH

After a miss, a perfect dodge, or a taunt, they're open. Hit them. Punching a guard gets you countered.

4. OVERTIME

Fill the meter with counters and perfect dodges, then throw a HAYMAKER. The final K.O. has to be a counter, a punish or a haymaker.

	KEYBOARD	TOUCH	PAD
Left jab	J · Z · L-click	tap left	X / □
Right cross	K · X · R-click	tap right	B / ○
Dodge	A / D · ← / →	swipe ← / →	stick
Duck	S · ↓	swipe ↓	stick ↓
Haymaker	SPACE	swipe ↑	Y / △
Retry · Pause	R · ESC	tap ❚❚	SELECT · START